Date: January 22, 2015 Author: jia
With the development of history, the inhuman punishment has also returned to history and become the ashes of previous dynasties. Then, the wheel of time has developed to today, Website production From PC to mobile phone, we have entered the era of mobile Internet. Then, the question arises, is there any of the top ten torture in the mobile Internet era? The answer is yes. Here's a summary of the top ten torture in the mobile Internet era:
1. Forget your phone
The top ten torture in the mobile Internet era must be "forget to bring your mobile phone". I still remember the painful experience of forgetting my mobile phone recently. The sun was shining brightly that day, but my heart was gloomy all the time. One day at work, I was listless, depressed, and almost lost confidence in life. I wrote a post at home in the evening, "The biggest pain in class is forgetting textbooks, and the biggest pain in work is forgetting mobile phones.".
That experience was 13 years ago. Although 13 years have passed, I still remember every nightmare. As this torture is too painful, I have been careful all the time for 13 years, but fortunately I have not suffered it again.
I remember that under that post, a friend left a message saying, "Forgetting your mobile phone is as painful as forgetting your sister's paper.". Recently, a consulting agency in the United States did a similar survey, sex life and mobile phones, choose one from the other. What's the result? One third of Americans chose mobile phones without hesitation, while the proportion of Koreans was even higher, three fifths.
Don't forget your mobile phone all day. It's also painful to forget it for a short period of time, such as going to the toilet. It is painful to forget toilet paper when going to the toilet, but what is more painful than forgetting toilet paper is forgetting your mobile phone.
2. Can't connect to wifi
Let's start with a joke about wifi: after arriving at the hotel, Germans will ask about the opening hours of the bar, Australians will ask whether the nearby beach can surf, Americans will ask about the location of the hotel swimming pool, Italians will ask whether the weather can sunbathe on the beach the next day, and Chinese tourists will only ask: Is there free wifi? This is the national condition of China. The evil operators charge too much for traffic, which makes us frantically looking for free wifi everywhere. So many users regard the presence or absence of wifi in the business premises as an important measure of whether to consume, and vice versa. The business premises will prominently mark whether there is free wifi to attract customers. I once saw a cafe prominently marked "free life inside", and enjoyed it for half a month.
3. Not enough traffic
I remember Li Guoqing once sent a microblog, which means that if you forget to turn off the 4G link at night and wake up, your house will soon become a mobile company. Although the mobile company later sent several people to explain, it also reflected the public's panic about traffic. Especially at the end of the month, when your traffic is running low, the psychological fear will become a psychological disease over time. This is also similar to driving an electric car. When you always calculate whether there is enough electricity left to go home, it is difficult for people who have not experienced panic to understand.
Therefore, at the end of each month, there is always a child named Liu Liang (flow) whose ears are very hot. Everyone is talking about him, so that Liu Xingliang's ears are hot.
4. Forgot password
In the Internet era, our virtual wealth and monetary wealth are reflected in one password after another. Therefore, the management password has become a lingering shadow for many people.
A philosopher once said that the greatest pain in life is to remember the account number and forget the password. As a philosopher, I think so.
5. Don't play with mobile phones at parties
"The furthest distance in the world is that you are playing with your mobile phone while I am sitting opposite you." At parties, dinners and meetings, mobile phones have become inseparable from many people. When the food is served, take photos and send microblogs first; At a party, they turn a deaf ear to the content of the conversation... Mobile phones have become the boring directors at the party.
Not playing mobile phones at parties is definitely one of the torture. Not only at the party, many people's last thing before going to bed and the first thing after getting up, from brushing their teeth and washing their faces to playing with their mobile phones.
6. Let the girl stop taking selfies
If girls stop taking selfies, half the sky will fall. So, boys, let's forgive girls' selfies with the mind of the sea.
7. Parents learn to use WeChat
Since mother joined her circle of friends, when she opened WeChat, the whole screen was full of health preserving articles and "chicken soup for soul" attacks; Occasionally, she would send one or two slightly sad words, and her mother would send a voice of "asking for warmth", telling her to complain, "I can't help but want to pull black".
The above text is the content of a netizen's microblog, which is probably the same feeling of many people.
8. The wifi password is too complex
It's very painful that the wifi can't be connected. It's even more painful if the wifi password is not entered correctly. If you lose it seven or eight times, you lose it wrong. That's more bitter than bitter.
9. APP uninstallation failed Has
Almost all mobile phones have many pre installed apps, but there are always some apps that you can't use, and even some apps that make you look hateful. But these APPs can't be deleted or uninstalled. They can only be done by cleaning the machine. But how many Xiaobai users can brush the machine? Therefore, there is only endless depression left until the phone is either scrapped or lost.
10. Can't wait for express after online shopping
How can women in different countries comfort themselves with the same sentence when they are suffering? Europe and America: You need cry, dear! The pronunciation is exactly the same, and the effect is exactly the same!
The greatest happiness after online shopping is when you receive the express, and the greatest pain after online shopping is when you are late to receive the express.